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August 30, 2011   1 note

I was in the bathroom at Target today. I was about to pee when I heard a voice in the other stall: “Hi, how are you?”
Me: (embarassed) “Doing fine!”
Stall: “So, what are you up to?”
Me: “Umm, I’m like you, just sitting here.”
Stall: “Can I come over?”
Me: (wtf…..?) “No, I’m a little busy right now!!”
Stall: “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!”

August 22, 2011   73,373 notes

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August 22, 2011   104,419 notes

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July 30, 2011   95,447 notes
toocooltobehipster:

 

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July 30, 2011   4,821 notes

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June 5, 2011

I love my girlfriend

<3

June 3, 2011   9 notes

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June 3, 2011   27 notes
jdmtouch:

Such a beautiful view

Blue on White :D

jdmtouch:

Such a beautiful view

Blue on White :D

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June 2, 2011   52,141 notes

That moment a fly or bee sneaks up to your ear and makes the loudest buzzing noise ever.

carissakiriko:

alphaxxxalfa:

LOL

oh shit looool

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